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A joke. Take caution.

Post by robot85 on Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:56 pm

So there's a woman who's pregnant. She walks into a dark alley one night. Bad idea. She gets shot in the stomach three times and is quickly rushed to the hospital. But she (and the babies) survive.

So her babies are born. She has triplets.


Many years later, she gets a call from one of her daughters. Her daughter says that she peed a bullet just a few minutes ago.


She gets another call, from her other daughter. The same thing. Peed a bullet.


Then, later, she gets a call from her son. He said he was jacking off, and shot the dog.


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Re: A joke. Take caution.

Post by CJTheAdmin on Sun May 02, 2010 12:11 pm

LOL That's hilarious!

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Re: A joke. Take caution.

Post by Cowguy789 on Thu May 06, 2010 6:23 pm

xDD

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Re: A joke. Take caution.

Post by bethany096 on Thu May 06, 2010 10:03 pm

Hahaha! Hilarious!

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